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3 Lessons the MAFIA Can Teach You About MONEY
You are now with Tony Soprano, Thomas Shelby, and Don Vito Corleone, known as the Godfather, at a mafia mastermind private meeting in Palermo on the western side of Sicily in Italy.
They responded to this meeting as you requested them to help you with your money matters in your dreams.
They give you 30 seconds to describe your problem, or they will shoot you in the head for wasting their time, cut you into ten pieces, and then throw you in the middle of the Mediterranean sea to sink with the fishes.
You freak out and try to come up with a question; then you say something as stupid as, why is it so hard to make money?
They look at you and explode, laughing for a few seconds, then pause and try to get serious; they look at you again and go back to laughing.
The Godfather says: you seem to be frustrated. Thomas says: gentlemen, let's throw this poor guy a bone and give him some essential lessons about money.
They get severe, as each will give you the most important lesson about money to keep at the back of your mind for the rest of your life.
