How to Be the Most Boring Writer on Medium

Hello everyone, my name is Nour; I'm 36 years old, and I live in Istanbul; I love to paint, walk in the garden early in the morning, listen to slow music, and write for one hour daily.

Today I will share my five tips on being the most boring writer on Medium; my first tip of this beautiful day is to not bore your audience with things they don't give a crap about at the beginning of your article. My extraordinary tip number two is don't bore your audience with ordinary stories. Would you like to hear my other three tips?

Boooooooo, shut up and fuck off the stage, you freaky boring idiot. Let's change the guy, shall we?

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