…pothetically, of course, as I can’t bake, and obviously my writing can’t be describe as delicious). So yes, back to the cookies. I offer them to you, and you take one, but instead of popping it into your mouth, you simply stare at it for 30 seconds. Or you put it aside and take cookies from other people, each one you put aside, and when 30 seconds is up, you toss each one away (referring to people who think that it is okay to “read” from multiple tabs simultaneously). How silly is that? If you take a cookie, then eat the damn cookie. Don’t just look at it or keep it for 30 seconds before tossing it away.
