Money Trumps Sex

Don’t listen to this article aloud at a workplace or around kids.

To fuck or not to fuck? Are people hornier for wealth or sex? Does Money rule over sex, or is sex the ultimate ruler? Those are the questions that we need to answer together today.

We both agree that most of us would select money if we lived in a society that relied on cash to transact and had to choose between sex and money.

You can manage to live without sex for a month or two; am I wrong? I’m sure you have plenty of toys hidden away to feed your hunger for sex, but I don’t think you can feed your need for survival without money.

I find it funny that many people on Medium like to engage in sexual conversations and leave positive comments and opinions about how people should have a dirty but empowering orgasm yet give little to no attention to money.

Many of these people consider money a contaminated object and below their value. Hmm, excuse me, dirty sex isn’t dirty? And Suppose your values align perfectly with dirty sex and naughty orgasms but go against earning decent money, helping others, and enjoying life. In that case, I have no valuable words to describe your values.

Let’s go back to comparing sex to money, and let’s be frank, okay?