Shut Up Your Ego; Stop Taking Yourself Too Seriously

Why be too serious? No one gives a fuck about you or what you do! Go away, go away!

Wait, not too fast, come back; I changed my mind; I want to brainwash you out of pity. Get us a couple of short Turkish chairs, a hookah, and two cups of black tea, and let me tell you why you should avoid banging yourself in the butt by taking yourself way too seriously.

You think you are too intelligent, sexy, cool, or whatever your tiny mind tricks you into believing. You believe that you deserve to be the center of attention and everyone around you should worship you as the god of all gods or as the goddess of all.

You spread your boring shit all over social media and expect everyone to do nothing but watch your crap and bang their heads to the wall in awe and amazement. You write a couple of articles and get compliments, which makes you believe you are the next Shakespeare or Stephen King.

Hey, Ahmed, my son, bring me that big Hamer I gave your mom yesterday. Could you give me that? Bangggg. Let that hard thing bang on your head fix you back in your proper place.

Taking yourself way too seriously is killing your opportunities in life, seriously! You take yourself nowhere but a hole filled with a big pile of elephant shit. It’s not only a mindset counterproductive to…