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The Biggest Sin You Are Committing as A Writer on Medium
Note: Read till the end; today, I have a big nasty surprise for your pleasure and a new toy to play with.
Why it’s so hot in here? Oh, it feels like I’m burning; OMG, why is my ass on fire? 🔥 Can someone help my butt, please.
Burn! Burn! Burn! A deep voice comes from above.
God? Is that you? Am I in hell? God, please, forgive me for watching that nasty porn, please God.
Shut up, you idiot! It’s “Nour the Great,” the king of Planet Medium. You have committed the biggest sin on this planet, and I decided to hang you like a pig and burn you on a slow fire.
Nour the Great, I beg for your forgiveness. I will do everything to fix my sin. All right, untie that fatty pig and put him on the ground. Sit, and I Nour the Great will teach you how to remove your sin.
Do you know what the biggest sin is on Medium? No, your majesty.
It’s to think way too small while you have the potential to be significant.
What do you mean, your majesty?
Do you know why I’m a wealthy king, and now you are a poor slave burning like a desperate pig?
No, your majesty? Why?